So at the end of this little animation on the Harley Davidson website, “We Dont Do Fear,” you have a chance to fill in the blanks yourself. At one point I used the word “bullshit” and it wouldn’t let me post my entry. I took that out but no matter what I couldn’t post what I wanted, profanity or not. Here is what I tried to post (words I entered are bolded):

I don’t do fear. Over the last 106 years in the saddle I’ve seen TRIUMPH MOTORCYCLES SURVIVE, but every time this country has come out stronger than before. Because A BONNEVILLE AMERICA put distance between me and THE HARLEY LEMMINGS. Freedom and wind outlast hard times, and the rumble of my engine drowns out all the POSERS. If 106 years have proved one thing, it’s that TRIUMPH CAME FIRST. So screw it, let’s ride.

Gee, I wonder why I couldn’t post?

(Disclaimer: I don’t hate Harleys–I’ve ridden with a lot of old timers and my best friend is a die hard. It’s the yuppies and n00bs who only put 200 miles on each year and act badass that drive me crazy. To them I say, “Shut up and ride.”)